1. You know, I think they have the nicest looking uniforms.Don't you? They're a very nice color.
2. Wow, that guy was little. Did you see how little he was? I wonder what position he plays. I think his name started with a C. Or a G.
3. Hey! They have a real bird! They had a real sea hawk! I don't think you're allowed to keep them as pets. How can they have him? Maybe he was injured. And they rehabilitated him. Did you see him? Want me to rewind?
4. The announcer just called Seattle the Emerald City. I never heard it called that. It isn't Oz. Does he think it's Oz? (Followed by my slightly off tune rendition of the theme song from "Here Come the Brides" about Seattle.)
5. Why did they say he isn't hurt? He looks hurt. Look, his leg bent funny when they tackled him. I think he's hurt.
6. Danica Patrick really isn't going to undress. Are they stupid enough to think she is really going to take her shirt off?
7. Heh heh heh. They said the tight end got deep penetration. Heh heh heh.
8. Why are they dropping Kleenex on the ground?! (From Linda) Don't they know that's littering? (My add-on)
9. Ha ha ha- Look! Part of his leg disappeared because he is standing on the fake yellow line!
10. Posted by my friend Mike: "So we're watching the NFL playoffs (Ravens v KC) and my wife says, "I don't like the font used in the Ravens uniform numbers". I just turned and looked at her... Really, the font?"
